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Monday 20 January 2014

Don’t Laugh! Nasarawa Woman Disowns Cat For Being Gay



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A middle-aged woman (names withheld) publicly disowned her cat which she had kept for seven years as a pet, yesterday in Lafia, Nasarawa state.

She stated her reason was due to its “unnatural sexual behavior” which she finds disturbing and “a contradiction of the laws of nature.” And by this, the cat has made record as the first cat to be declared publicly gay and disowned by its owner.



According to the owner, the cat named bull is alleged to be in the habit of making sexual advances only to the male cats in the house even though there are several other female cats.

Leadership Newspapers reports:

Neighbours attested that none of the other cats born while the cat was in the house has it’s due colour, lending credence to the fact that it has not been able to mate with other female cats in its home or anywhere in the environ.

The cat owner who expressed a strong belief in the divine purpose of creating male and female of every creature to fulfil an ordained purpose of procreation said, “anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.”

The cat’s renunciation which attracted members of the public was however dramatic as no one wanted to take ownership of such a cat.
After its rejection, many residents of the area have been thronging the house located on Gboko Street, Tudun Gwandara area of Lafia, the state capital to see things for themselves

When LEADERSHIP visited the area people, especially youths, were seen in groups cracking joks about the incident.

5 comments:

  1. Hmmm something is wrong somewhere

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  2. Hmm I am in Lafia and have never heard about any Gboko street. I will find that out tomorrow.

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  3. Pls verify @ "Anonymous". We await your findings.

    But seriously, this is FUNNY! I recall in the USA of a story like the one described above, but it involved a dog.

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  4. this is just plain silliness of the gayest order :p

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  5. so, will the cat, now being outed, be given 14yrs jail term?

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