Movement To Stop Discrimination Against Small Penis Hold In UK

The UK is hosting the first ever celebratory gathering for men with small penises. The Small Penis Party is "open to everyone", but entry will cost more for men with longer penises.

Entry to the London event will be charged at N100 per inch, and with the average penis being between five and six inches long, most men will be able to get into the party for N500 or less.

Men will be asked to reveal their size upon entry to the event, so telling a tall tale about the size of your little friend will end up costing you extra money.


The party was initiated and launched by poet Anton Smith, who recently wrote a poem entitled 'Shorty' about his own penis.

    “For too long, men who perceive their penises to be small have been made to feel inadequate. It’s time to stand up and say there’s nothing wrong with having a little nob, we must protest against discrimination based on penis size. small penis must have fundamental human right to dignity"


    There will be comedians, nude poets, folk musicians and rappers performing at the event, which is open to both men and women. It’s an open invite to everybody, male or female. We’ve all been touched by a small penis in our lifetime, now’s the time to give something back," says Anton.


The poet says he isn't trying to 'body shame' anyone but to fight women prefrence for larger penises.

Women will be charged N2000 per "preferred phallic inch" - the length they would like to date and take home. So women who love large penises are advised to come with extra money if they want to get laid