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Tuesday 17 February 2015

Movement To Stop Discrimination Against Small Penis Hold In UK





The UK is hosting the first ever celebratory gathering for men with small penises. The Small Penis Party is "open to everyone", but entry will cost more for men with longer penises.

Entry to the London event will be charged at N100 per inch, and with the average penis being between five and six inches long, most men will be able to get into the party for N500 or less.

Men will be asked to reveal their size upon entry to the event, so telling a tall tale about the size of your little friend will end up costing you extra money.


The party was initiated and launched by poet Anton Smith, who recently wrote a poem entitled 'Shorty' about his own penis.

    “For too long, men who perceive their penises to be small have been made to feel inadequate. It’s time to stand up and say there’s nothing wrong with having a little nob, we must protest against discrimination based on penis size. small penis must have fundamental human right to dignity"


    There will be comedians, nude poets, folk musicians and rappers performing at the event, which is open to both men and women. It’s an open invite to everybody, male or female. We’ve all been touched by a small penis in our lifetime, now’s the time to give something back," says Anton.


The poet says he isn't trying to 'body shame' anyone but to fight women prefrence for larger penises.

Women will be charged N2000 per "preferred phallic inch" - the length they would like to date and take home. So women who love large penises are advised to come with extra money if they want to get laid

6 comments:


  1. Women Lie : Size DOES Matter

    And if you've ever taken a girl home, gotten hot and heavy and then felt embarrassment and PANIC when you take off your pants and see the look of DISAPPOINTMENT on her face, you need to go check this out right now . . .

    ===> Don't Disapoint Her With Your Little Guy <=====

    I'll tell you right now (and I've got proof), that anyone who tells you "size doesn't matter to women" is flat out lying to your face and trying to make you feel better . . .

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    For a long time I didn't know what to tell the guys who'd write in to me and ask how to get "bigger."

    I'd say something lame like "Women actually like guys who are smaller . . . you just have to get good with your hands."

    Then I found "THE BIBLE of Penis Enlargement" by this guy named John Collins . . .

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    He's got a literal mountain of testimonials from customers not just SAYING that they added 3 or even FOUR inches . . .

    But actual VIDEOS that can't be faked.

    I was 100% skeptical until I saw these vids, so even if you think it's "impossible" to get bigger (and there's no pills or suction devices or any of that crap) go check out the overwhelming proof on John's site.

    ===> Women Lie : Size DOES Matter <=====

    Best,

    [Ana]

    P.S. There's absolutely nothing in the world that will make you smile as wide as pulling down your pants and seeing a look of AWE and ANTICIPATION on a woman's face. The first time you hear her say "It might be too big" in a soft, excited voice, you're going to feel a thrill through your spine like you just snorted 3 lines of cocaine.

    If you aren't at least 7 inches you owe it to yourself (and to the women in your life) to check this out.

    ===> Proof Of REAL Growth <=====

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