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Wednesday, 15 April 2015

Pornhub sends new PC to man who broke laptop to stop mum catching him watching porn

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Pornhub is sending a brand new computer to a man who smashed his laptop to stop his mum catching him watching porn.

The teen, identified only as Denzel, made headlines when he tweeted a picture of a smashed laptop screen under the words ‘Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice’ followed by three crying emojis.

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The destroyed Laptop 

But Denzel can dry his eyes after Pornhub announced that they would sending him a brand new computer for being a loyal fan.

‘We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realize that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan,’ said Vice President Corey Price.

‘It’s also a serious blow to everyone who enjoys the privacy of a good w*** within the security of their rooms.

‘We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R. As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.’

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