‘Men Find Me Irresistible And Any Man Who Wants To Sleep With Me Must First Paid My Bride Price’-Nigeria's Shortest Female Comedian Declares

The first thing that strikes you about Rita Ayim is her size. At less than a foot tall, she is nothing short of a micro dwarf! And guess what, in spite of her pint size; she has a gargantuan dream. She wants to be an international dancer cum comedian!

Last weekend, Rita held guests spell bound with her performance after she gate crashed into the Julius Agwu’s Crack Ya Ribs comedy show held at Transcorp Hilton in Abuja.
Guests were blown away in the sold out show as they stood on their seats to catch a glimpse of Rita who took to the stage and thrilled with jokes and a high dose of Azonto dance steps. In fact, so diminutive was Rita that Agwu instructed the engineers to switch off the smoke machine so people could see the wonder on stage.


As I made my way to hook up with her after her performance, I was still dazed and in awe at the little package that had held the entire venue spellbound. Obviously realizing that I was gaping at her, she had fired the first shot: “Is your wife as tall as I am? Or is your baby as big as I am?” We both shared a healthy laugh as I shook hands with the Nigeria’s shortest comedian/dancer. Welcome to the world of Rita Ayim…

Rita says she doesn’t have a boyfriend for
now because most men are natural born cheat
However, when she finally meets
her ideal man, she looks
forward to settling down:
Hear Her:

“I don’t have a boyfriend for now. As a woman you must have experiences. When men approach you as a lady, you should be able to tell if the man actually loves you. A lot of boys come to me and say ‘Rita, how far? Which day would you come to know my house’ and I tell them to ‘lay off!’ These boys just want to sleep with me and dump me so I don’t listen to them. They want to have access to me and then abandon me. That’s the reason I don’t want to have a boyfriend for now.”
 
Could it be that the reason she doesn’t have a boy friend is that men don’t ask her out? Rita was asked,Rita laughs out loudly as she responds waving her hands:
“No, there are millions of them approaching me because of my beauty and height but I have decided to stick to myself for now until I find one who truly loves me. Any man who wants to sleep me must first pay my bride price.”

CULLED FROM THE SUN NEWSPAPER